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Posted: May 2nd, 2003 at 02:55 am
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So You Want To Be Insane?by Sorrow(The Crawlspace geocities website is currently out of action, so you can access the article directly from the above link. )
Note: I have to admit that what I'm about to blather on about, has been randomly slung together in a somewhat uh, random, slung together kind of way. I'd warn you not to expect much sense from me, but do you need to be warned by now? I think not.
Note 2: Can someone tell me if some of the text is overlapping? Because when I open the page, it's totally overlapping in one part, but according to these crazy people I'm talking to on some other side of the world, it's fine. But.. I'm not crazy. I'm not!! (They're crazy, really!!) Oh gods... maybe I am crazy. 
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Hopelessly fighting the devil futility...
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Envision
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Posted: May 2nd, 2003 at 10:44 pm
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Well... how's this? I've mastered laughing insanely (I have several really weird laughs...) and I have also mastered shouting some things in public, such as "HELP SAVE THE CROWS!!!" (the population has................................................. crashed, you know).... Oh, and I often express rat sympathy.... in fact, the other day, I made a comment about possibly soon to be ratty clothing... and then I panicked, asking in a rather desperately insane fashion whether or not I said that like it was a bad thing.... (rats are people too, you know).... (rats are awesome)......
But I'm not sure I have the confidence to wear underwear on my head in public yet.... Does that mean I can never be insane? *prays for insanity, but then realizes it would be much more effective to beg The Voices in my head....*
I liked it, it was funny, I can't wait to read more!!!!!
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Yeah, my shadow stretches far and free
Yeah, it's telling me what I could be
Could be, 'cause I'm tired of looking up
All the time
--AudioVent
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Roon
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Posted: May 3rd, 2003 at 11:02 am
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I'm in for the next lesson. Apparently my own penchant for driving Maggie Simpson style as I walk down corridors, and conducting symphonies from my work desk just aren't cutting the cloth.
I've got myself a nice shiny feather duster to take down notes with, until next month... 
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Posted: May 3rd, 2003 at 01:00 pm
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Oh, I am so definitely ready for help being insane. I have been having a bit of a hard time of it, it's true. Some say that I live in my own world, but if that is the case, then I most certainly have the windows open. And others say I have gone off the deep end, but I must've been wearing a life jacket. I mean really, almost everything I've said today has been sane. Even if I was talking to myself most of the time, it was all sane things I assure you. The fact that I am aware that I was talking to myself I believe is also a bad sign. A sign of the windows being open for sure.
Even if I have gone in public with underwear on my head. I was much younger then, and I chalk that up to immaturity, not insanity. I obviously need help! I can't wait for the next installment. *SK fidgets impatiently*
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Drakken: "That's impossible!"
Ron: "Actually it's Kim Possible, but that's a common mistake."
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Dreamer
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Posted: May 3rd, 2003 at 10:21 pm
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You mean to tell me wearing underwear on your head at the supermarket is a sign of insanity?
Dang. Who knew?
What if they're clean? Am I, um, er I mean, are you sane if they're clean underwear?
Hilarious, sorrow. Madly funny even.
<-----PS - can you make me a writer? (were it only that simple  )
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duckguy
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Posted: May 5th, 2003 at 04:45 pm
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Haha ha. Yep that was crazy. Streaking at a chess match? You have no idea how funny I found that. I can't wait for the next lesson. Not that I need it. I'm already crazy. Haha ha ha?
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As uplifting as a mystic's dreams.
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Posted: May 16th, 2003 at 08:36 am
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Funniest part to this is spending some time in a mental institution visiting my aunt..she calls it hospital and has convinced herself that what is wrong with her is merely physical. She looks at those that surround her with disdain and a disparaging eye. Thing is whilst she is doing this ..these poor lost souls aren't quite as lost as she is. Her mind is playing tricks on her...she is often one of the worst inside these institutions hence her extended stays.
Thing is many of the others while away in their own worlds don't judge her or themselves. Merely content on enjoying their psychosis and the splendidly askew version of the world they encounter for what it is life.
Life in a little bubble of insanity...or at least being able to take a vacation from the real world...is often just a matter of letting go of the preconceived. Also isn't sanity only a perspective thing...what is sane to one may seem incredibly off the planet to another..hence eccentric and mad...different connontations for the same idea...and god I am babbling again. Is there a point here..maybe...shall I reach it is anyone's guess.
I look forward to the Sorrow perspective..which while always incredibly amusing is also uncannily perceptive!!
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Posted: May 17th, 2003 at 08:12 pm
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Hopelessly fighting the devil futility...
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Astra
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Posted: May 20th, 2003 at 12:18 pm
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QUOTE :
When the third lesson involves streaking butt-naked during half time at a chess match.
Okay now I was halfway on applying for that job, but here's where I draw the line.... No chess for me!.
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So You Want To Be Insane? by Sorrow - (Read 299 Times)
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Good to see that by being insane, I'm truly doing some good in the world by bringing the lunacy out into the open as something that's *sob* not to be ashamed of *sob*. OOooh... I'm feeling so emotional! Next we can have matching t-shirts saying "It's okay to be insane" and perhaps... perhaps even our own public holiday! Insanity Awareness Week even!! *sob!* Lovely!